** As the show starts GM Johnny Wolf comes down to the ring. He is loved and is a stud. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, UWF fans!
** Fans cheer. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Last few weeks I told you all about how I will improve UWF and make it cool. Right? I think we can agree I did. I gave you good matches and I overbooked stuff like all GMs should. I brought you Hawk and Jacob Lews. I ended the era of Shawn as a champion. We can all agree UWF is 55% better just because of those things. But I won't stop until it's 69% better!!!
** Crowd chants 69. **
GM Johnny Wolf: So just watch the PPV and watch the next chapter unfold.
** GM leaves. **
Simon: Is Wolf a dolt? What kind of dumb speech was that? Hire Bouncer. Wait..NO! Don't hire him. He sucks. But get rid of Wolf.
Timberlake: You are a ******* moron.
