* Johnny Wolf comes out the ring and the crowd cheers *
Johnny Wolf: Hello, UWF universe!
*Crowd boos*
Johnny Wolf: Relax, I was joking. What's up?
* Crowd chants "We're all alright!" *
Johnny Wolf: It's the second week of me being a GM in UWF. And I wanna give you one hell of a show.
Simon: Don't fall into his propaganda. He will hire tpmadmike34455 next week if you support him!!!
Timberlake: No, he won't. Shut the hell up, Simon.
Johnny Wolf: Instead of doing an hour long promo. I will just tell you what are the top matches this week. And one major announcement for the PPV.
Simon: It's tpmadmike34455's debut!!! NO!!!
Johnny Wolf: We will have Thee Don VS Rija in a LMS match!
*Crowd responds with mild cheers*
Johnny Wolf: We will have Nighthawk VS Shawn!
*Crowd responds with a bit louder cheer*
Johnny Wolf: And Jack will face Widow Bianco..in HELL..IN..A..CELL!
*Crowd goes wild and insane*
Johnny Wolf: And now after that bombshell, I am proud to announce that at the PPV we will get Jack VS ultrakev for the title in a Lumberjack match. No one will escape that ring. Just like no one will escape the cell tonight. Peace.
*Wolf leaves and the crowd chants his name*
Timberlake: Wolf is an amazing GM. One of the best. He gives us what we want even on free television. Simon is a dolt.
* A match starts *