** GM Johnny Wolf comes down the ring and he has a mic. **
GM Johnny Wolf: Hullo, UWF fans!
** HULLO chants begin. **
GM Johnny Wolf: I am here to announce some more amazing matches I booked for tonight. Now as you this the 3rd show since I became GM. And everyone agrees that I made stuff a 169% better just because I'm here. We have new champions and new managers and more.
** "Jacob Lews" chants begin. **
GM Johnny Wolf: I won't lie. I like him. But now it's time for me to announce matches! we have Ajaxx VS ultrakev. I have been told to announce that, don't be mad. We have a triple threat match with Lianon VS Kogoro VS Enigmatic Savior for the number 1 contendership for the USA title.
** Crowd chants for a tag match. **
GM Johnny Wolf: AND! We have a tag match for the number 1 contendership between two teams with bad names..Unrelenting VS Improbable!!! Well, I am out!!!
** He leaves. **
Simon: Look at this idiot. He is making fools of the roster.
Timberlake: Shut up, moron. He made us both smarter.