** After the UWF main event an unknown bald and muscular man starts walking on the ramp towards the ring **
Simon: What? who is this? is this an idiotic fan? get security..
** Our unknown man enters the ring and gets a mic **
???: Are you liking the show so far?
** Fans roar in approval **
???: Gord. Because I am responsible for your fun time tonight.
Simon: What? you are not our GM. *censored* off, idiot.
Timberlake: Shut up.
???: Wrong, Simon! because I AM UWF'S NEW GM!!!
Simon: What?!!! NO.
Timberlake: HAHAHA! WOOHOO! A NEW GM! FINALLY.
Simon: I will quit..SERIOUSLY.
UWF's GM: Let me tell you who I am. I am Johnny Wolf. I have been hired by the board of directors to fix the fed. UWF is good and fine. But I am here to make it epic!!! there won't be tawdry booking while I am here! I am gonna be fair and square..But I ain't no pushover so don't cross me. But never mind that now, I have some announcements to make over the coming weeks. Probably about the great PPV matches I have planned.
Simon: Is that fool gonna hire Bouncer? Avric? quiztestexam? Rakishi?
Johnny Wolf: No, those idiots are not gonna join UWF, Simon. But I will make sure UWF gets the best action worldwide.
** Fans go wild for the news **
Johnny Wolf: And the best stipulations as well.
Timberlake: I love this GM.
Johnny Wolf: So make sure you watch UWF this season. I am out. PEACE.
** Wolf leaves and the show ends **
